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To my beloved

by Scrvpvlvs
Feb 14, 2012 12:00 AM–

Suddenly, I am embraced awake, draw breath through my fine toes, bathe thirſty limbs in warm, urgent ſeep.

What are the oppoſite of eyes ? Theſe out-preſſed fans of ruſt and emerald lees. Theſe diſtillers of fragrant tears.

I know the wobble of wind, the pitileſs gripe of ſmall feet and teeth, the inſiſtent ſwell of rain-ſoaked earth : this touch is new.

How is perfect tenderneſs ? This eaſy inweaving of fingers. This dance of flowers petal to petal.

Layer on layer, year after year, againſt the ruthleſs heaven we knit our thick, gnarled coats. Scars cover ſcars.

Where is compassion ? Our bodies preſs, entwining, together. Our skins thin between, we lean and weep on one another.

In the ſpring, a caſual viſitor may ſtop to wonder at a ſingular tree blooming red on one ſide, on the other, white.

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As SLow aS Possible

by Scrvpvlvs
Dec 24, 2011 10:00 PM–

On that “Fatal Day”, “Fatal Day in Halberſtadt”¹ (Thirteen ſixty-one, February twenty-third), Nicholas Faber’s archetypal manual with five raiſed rear keys gathered ſemitones to form one twelve-part octave, equal tempered ; into which ſtrait jacket of ſtems we then bound all our music. Music ſlipped its ſtraps at last, bled acroſs the lines. Cowell, Carlos, Cage freed it with noiſe and ſilence. Now Gerald Woehl’s Cage Organ keens in Halberſtadt, its ſix hundred thirty-nine year ſentence : to play Cage “As SLow aS Poſsible”.² This work to be read for ever or five minutes, whichever comes firſt.

—Edward K. McGuire, December 24, 2011

1. Partch, Harry. “Geneſis Of A Muſic, An Account Of A Creative Work, Its Roots And Its Fulfillments”. 1979.

2. Cage, John. “Organ²/ASLSP (As SLow aS Poſsible)”. 1987.

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George Washington’s axe or Cuisinart’s coffeemaker?

by Scrvpvlvs
Sep 26, 2011 5:38 PM–Which is the better design?

We read in Plutarch’s Life of Theseus that the Athenians saved the ship which carried Theseus home from Crete. But over time, they replaced so many decayed timbers that philosophers began to argue that it was no longer Theseus’ ship. This paradox is still with us today in stories such as George Washington’s Axe, in which his axe handle has over time been replaced three times, and the head twice.

For today, let us not consider the paradox – I will simply say that it was still Theseus’ ship. Please consider the fact that things wear out. To that end, I wish to compare George Washington’s axe with Cuisinart’s $ 100 DGB-900 Burr Grind & Brew Thermal 12-Cup Automatic Coffeemaker.

Pour whole coffee beans and water into the top of this appliance and press a button, and it will dispense very fresh, tasty coffee into the carafe at the bottom. And it will go on doing this almost miraculous thing – transforming water into coffee – until parts of it wear out.

Now you might imagine that, like the owner of Washington’s axe, the owner of Cuisinart’s coffeemaker could replace a worn part and continue to operate the appliance.

Because, when a part of a device wears out, and the rest of its parts have many months or years of useful life, it is a waste to discard them. The raw materials, labor, and energy which went into making those parts are lost. The environmental impact of their manufacture was done in vain and cannot be undone. Furthermore, you probably paid good money for those things, so you labored in vain to get them.

The part in this case is the coffee channel cover: a small black plastic part that flips back for cleaning the coffee chute. It broke into two pieces at the point where you flex it in order to flip it back.

When I contacted Cuisinart to purchase the coffee channel cover, they replied:

We apologize for any inconvenience you may have experienced. This is a part that is not available to purchase. Based on the information you have provided, your unit is out of warranty. If you have a proof of purchase that states you have had the unit for less than 3 years, please let us know. We will be able to provide you instructions on how to obtain a warranty replacement under that circumstance.

This coffeemaker is, quite simply, an environmentally irresponsible product. A few replacement parts are available, such as the bean hopper, coffee filter, and carafe. Otherwise, once it is out of warranty, the first worn-out part “bricks” the device. (For those unfamiliar with the verb, it means to render a small device useless, as in the sentence: I accidentally bricked my phone by dropping it in the pool.) The remaining valuable parts which might last for many more years, such as the reservoir, burr grinder, and stainless steel carafe, are wasted.

From first hand experience, I know that parts are available for any number of more modest devices. Parts can be had for a dual flush toilet conversion kit which originally cost $ 30. Axe handles are still for sale. Or consider the humble pencil. If the eraser wears out before the graphite does, this simple, inexpensive replacement part can be installed – and can be reused with a different pencil when the graphite does wear out. Here we have an example of an environmentally responsible design that takes into account the value of every part of the device.

Another example of environmentally responsible design which takes a different, but equally valid, approach is the engineering of certain automobiles so that every major part wears out at pretty much the same mileage. Again, the raw materials, labor, energy, and environmental impact of manufacture are not wasted, but fully used up.

“Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.” This American proverb captures our cultural value of frugality, of avoiding waste. The next time you purchase a device, I encourage you to consider whether its design makes it possible to “use it up, wear it out”, or whether it would be more responsible to “do without”.

Please respond with your thoughts and ideas about how we can preserve frugality as a cultural value and how we can influence manufacturers such as Cuisinart to support frugality in the design of their products.

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Why is the White House Organic Farm Project offering me Viagra?

by Scrvpvlvs
Sep 19, 2011 11:10 AM–There really are only two likely possibilities.

Possibly The White House Organic Farm Project¹ now offer Russian and Ukrainian computer viruses, pirated software, and drugs to enlarge the penis and treat erectile dysfunction, pain, obesity, anxiety, insomnia, and other conditions.

Or else they failed to protect the confidentiality of an e-mail address which only they and I knew.

Because the facts seem to be that someone is sending spam to an address which I (i) created specifically for them, (ii) gave only to them, and (iii) did not write down or save anywhere.

  1. The White House Organic Farm Project (TheWhoFarm), http://www.thewhofarm.org/.

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How to associate a Windows 7 file with a Windows XP Mode application

by Scrvpvlvs
Aug 9, 2011 11:56 AM–If you use Windows 7’s Windows XP Mode to run older applications which don’t support Windows 7, you might run into this problem. You have installed an older application into Windows XP Mode. You have a file in a Windows 7 folder that should open in the older application, but it doesn’t. And, in the Open With dialog box, Windows 7 does not show the older application as an option to open the file.

The solution assumes you have Windows XP Mode’s “Auto Publish” parameter set to the value “Enabled”. To check or set this parameter, be sure your Windows XP Mode desktop is shut down. Start, Windows Virtual PC. Select Windows XP Mode and click “Settings”. Check and set the parameter.

Now follow these three steps to associate your file with the older application in Windows 7.

1. Using your Windows XP Mode desktop, associate the filetype with the application.

2. Shutdown your Windows XP Mode desktop.

3. Start your Windows XP Mode desktop.

Now, when you open a file of that type from your Windows 7 desktop, it should open in your older application.

NOTE: If Windows 7 already has files of that type associated with a Windows 7 application, there is one more step to switch to the older application. Using your Windows 7 desktop, right click any file of that type, click Open With, and click Choose Default Program. In the Open With dialog box, click the Windows XP Mode application, be sure “Always use the selected program” is checked, and click OK. The file should open in the older application, and all files of that type should automatically open in the older application from now on.

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Aaron Swartz broke into a library

by Scrvpvlvs
Jul 19, 2011 2:29 PM–Why are we supposed to pat him on the back?

As I read the indictment, the offenses include breaking in to a wiring closet, wiring devices to the MIT network without permission, performing a high-volume copy that brought several servers down and caused service interruptions and unnecessary labor, as well as the theft of IP.

The theft of IP is analogous to taking too many books out of the library. But the analogy breaks down as soon as you consider that he broke agreements with MIT and JSTOR that are like agreements you make with a library before they will lend you a book.

So perhaps the apt analogy is that he broke in to a library stockroom, borrowed whatever he could carry off without checking anything out, left a big mess that resulted in the library incurring repair and cleanup expense, and caused the library to have to close its doors to patrons for several hours while it cleaned up.

Yes, IP is controversial. Perhaps Aaron Swartz was engaging in civil disobedience. But David Segal’s characterization of it as taking too many books out of the library is a lie. People who are supposedly acting in the interest of truth and ethics shouldn’t do that.

Internet Activist Charged in M.I.T. Data Theft

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Congress is full of sex maniacs

by Scrvpvlvs
Jun 16, 2011 12:25 PM–… because Congress is full of people.

In the wake of the Weiner scandal, I keep seeing comments that Congress is full of “sex maniacs” and we need to get them all out.

Well, duh! We are the most sexual animals on the Earth. People have huge sexual appetites. The problem isn’t sex, it’s religion. Religion tells us, wrongly, that our sexual appetite is bad, so we’d better repress it—or at least hide it.

This combination means we want lots of sex, and we want to know what kind of sex other people are having, and hypocritically we want to crucify them if we catch them at it.

No wonder sex makes liars out of politicians. Who can choose between sexual repression and public humiliation? It’s an impossible choice.

A pretty young lady from Norway Hung by her heels in a doorway. I heard her shout, “Sven! Let’s do it again! I think I've discovered one more way!”

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